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Happy Halloweenie ya jerks! If you show up at my door, you’re getting a handful of rubberbands! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!
Same great Brain Sucker flavor! These come sans hair clip so they can sit on your desk, monitor or dashboard! Up on my Etsy!!
Found this today and I WANT SOME!!! I already have an unnatural love of mayonnaise so to combine it with the AWESOME POWER of BACON!! Well, crap. You got me. I must purchase! The website has a page of recipes but really I just want to eat it outta the jar with a spoon. Someone, [...]
So went to The Man’s high school reunion over the weekend. A little strange. Overall everyone was really nice and not terribly awkward. Not for me anyway! i do really appreciate the ladies who went to great lengths to get totally shit faced and almost had some “wardrobe malfunctions” on the dance floor. Thank you. [...]
Little Listen is so fashionable in his custom Robot shirt. He will be the talk of the town, or playground, amongst the jet-setting tot crowd!
A nice alternative to the Jello brain, plus you don’t have to buy a mold or anything. AND I bet you could wear it on your head and run after small children without getting your hair all sticky. Win-win-win. Via Instructables via BoingBoing
LURV!! Is that not the shizznit or what?! She also had scarves but looks like they are all gone! Get your bandana while you can!!
My hairclips are now featured on the Kitten Koffin Zombies website! Check em out in the Store under Head Accessories!
Get the best friggin’ Halloween Costume money can buy! Up on my Etsy RIGHT NOW!
A teenager asked me for my number on the walk to work today. Uhhhh, thanks?